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johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations


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swiftingthrough:

cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside

ishipanarmada:

frozen-delight-blog:

marybegone:

mamalaz:

BBC Sherlock in the original Victorian era

wow!

Brilliant!

shinysherlock!!!!

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

theicarustheory:


I like us better when we’re wasted
It makes it easier to say it
Lay all your laundry on the bed
And then I’ll lay in it instead
I like us better when we’re wasted
[x]

Well obviously this was before they started dancing bec Jean obviously still has his shirt on and Marco’s still a happy drunk

theicarustheory:

I like us better when we’re wasted

It makes it easier to say it

Lay all your laundry on the bed

And then I’ll lay in it instead

I like us better when we’re wasted

[x]

Well obviously this was before they started dancing bec Jean obviously still has his shirt on and Marco’s still a happy drunk

curiousobsession101:

This just gets funnier the longer I stare at it.

meandmytrustytaser:

That otp that calls each other by any other name but their first names

And then one of them gets hurt.

askmikasa:

buttholdtfubar:

I really wanna know how Carla Jaeger reacted when Grisha brought home an extra kid and told her about how she and Eren just killed three men

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pretty much

rubee:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

you know what else hurts?????????? getting abused for being a ‘bad person’ because you didnt want to date somebody that you werent interested in

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

tg-i:

pantherwhales-spout:

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

"we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.

cyborgraptor is this you